spookypepper:

my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

thats-slightly-raven:

spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

I swear to god.

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

(Source: teambeentohell)

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

snorlaxatives:

i wish i was a bird bc then i’d just fly around all the time and poop on people

am i a mermaid yet?